Friday, May 1, 2015

The Hawaii 411 (May)

May 1: Right when i was about to leave to go to work, one of the water lines to our like, toilets broke and started flooding the living room and the hallway... I mean, sure, why not... that hasnt happened yet...
May 2: when i was getting ready to go to work (another 12 1/2 hour shift btw...) i overheard the girls talking shit about Chris. Needless to say, this made me feel really good inside. Oh, and also, Jesie came back from Maui at like, 10pm. Erika and Jesie picked me up and we cruised around for a little bit.
May 10: Got my motha fucking name off that motha fucking lease!!!
May 17: Last day of work
May 23: Got to see TOKiMONSTA at Fresh Cafe. Twas sick.
June 2: left that shitty rock and went back to the mainland.

Thursday, April 2, 2015

The Hawaii 411 (April)

Apr 1: just got all the information i need to get my name off the lease. i just got to have Kelia sign it. Other than that i feel extremely depressed for some reason. i just want to leave this place so bad.
Apr 4: Jake texted some of the roommates early in the morning asking us for food. so, like a decent human being i told him that i would meet up with him after my brunch shift to help him out. after i texted him that i started getting ready for work and then i overheard Chris saying that he couldn't believe that Jake was texting him and that he wasn't going to help him out and all this stuff... After work i met up with him and bought him some food and then gave him $20 for the next couple of days cause i didn't know when the next time i would see him would be.
Apr 7: This day was ULLLTRRRAAA shitty. It was the second day that I broke down. and even worse, i broke down in front of Jesie... It was a little embarrassing but in reality, i'm really glad that i met him cause yea, he is a homie, but more that that, he is someone that will actually listen to me. I know that kind of sounds weird, but thats honestly something i don't have right now which is why im so grateful. But with out further adieu, i present the texts that made me cry like a little bitch.

Apr 19: Katie left the house without telling anyone. It was funny cause everyone still in the house was like "OMG WHATTTT??? I DIDNT SEE IT COMING!!!" and i'm sitting there like "really bitch... all the shit that you constantly talk about her and the rude texts you always send her and you not paying the electricity on time weren't clues... really...???" Anyways, this marks the THIRD time someone left who had their name under the electricity and Wi-Fi. The upcoming days should be pretty interesting.
Apr 20: 4/20 BLAZZZEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT...i worked all day... but it wasn't all bad cause the cook i don't enjoy working with is on vacation so I get to work with Jonnie who is rad.
Apr 21: Worked again, but today Jonnie (who has been there for like, 7 years) stuck up for me at work and said that I was holding my own and that i was a good cook. So let it be known that today marks the first day since ive gotten here where i actually had some self esteem. :)
Apr 22: first day off in 7 days... so i treated myself to Thai food with Kalia. we just talked shit about everyone. it was nice. found out that shes not gonna stay till the lease is up, (which i don't blame her) so now im gonna have to find someone else to sign the lease... came back home and found out that we have no electricity and that Katie took the deposit ($200) and ran. Like, unreal hahaha. But whatever, i don't blame her either hahahahaha. Cruised around with Jesie for a bit. We went to the Windward Mall and i bought Soul Sacrifice (which ended up being Shinobido 2??? like someone literally took the sticker off of the actual cartridge and switched them to make it look like Soul Sacrifice... WTF???) after that i took Jesie to the airport cause his sis flew back to Maui so he's gonna be there for like, 2 weeks. Now i don't really have an excuse to leave the house and not deal with stupid roommate drama. But i guess everything is fine tho cause even after all those really mean, malicious, and degrading texts, im cool with all my roommates??? cause i swallowed my pride and said im sorry for shit that is irrelevant??? so after that everything is cool??? idk dude... whatever ROFL.
Apr 23: Went back to the Windward Mall to return Soul Sacrifice. On my way over there i saw Jake coming out of jail. he said that he was in there cause he was hungry and stole food. He used my phone to call Katie and update her on his situation and then called his mom back at home. so i'm assuming he's making plans to go back home if he is in contact with his parents. idk. came home to Kelia telling me that Chris got a dog. sooooooo that's coooollllll?????? i'm gonna do laundry, smoke hookah, and get dressed cause i'm gonna go to Lucky Belly and have some drinks and try to enjoy my my day off...
Arp 26: Worked a 12 1/2 hour shift... Apr 27: Worked a night shift and walked into my room to find Kelia passed out, completely butt naked on my bed, with a guy trying to wake her up and tell her to put clothes on and get off of my bed. Needless to say, i had no idea what to do in this situation, so i just went to the bathroom and acted like i was peeing, and then went back in my room and talked to Kelia. She was pretty blacked out and started to cry about how that guy was a huge asshole and how she hated him. At this point all i wanted to do was sleep, but once again i had to play damage control... after about 30 minutes of talking to her, she went to sleep (this time WITH clothes on and in HER bed) which meant that i could go t0 sleep as well...
Apr 28: After being woken up at 7am by the fucking demon dog that lives in our house now, i thought it would be smart to wash my sheets after what happened last night. i washed my sheets and went back to the laundry room to dry them, but end up realizing that i lost my laundry card. So i went to the main office to buy another one ($5 for the card, and then you still had to put money on it) only to find out that they dont have anymore cards and that it would take the people who deal with with laundry machines a day to come back and refill the card machine. So long story short, i hung my sheets up and went to work and prayed that they would be dry by the time i got back. Luckily they were.
Apr 29: i wake up to that dumb ass demon dog running into my room, jumping on my bed, peeing, and then running away. Un-fucking-real... So now i have to go and WASH MY FUCKING CLEAN SHEETS AGAIN...
Apr 30: Today is Kelia's birthday and the first day i had off in a while. I asked if anyone else in the house got her anything and no one did because (they dont have any money." Which is kind of hypocritical considering that they still go out EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. but whatever i digress. I ended up buying her Ketel One Vodka and Redbull and i made her Funfetti cupcakes. Later, when Kelia got off of work, we went out and got drinks with some of the roommates that apparently didnt have money. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thursday, March 5, 2015

The Hawaii 411 (March)

Mar 3-4: Work was lame cause the person i was working with was on one, so he made my life difficult.
Mar 5: 1:00 am. i broke my fucking phone. G fucking G
Mar 8: Phone is still fucked up. Gonna try and fix it when I go over to Jesie's (aka literally my only friend i have right now) house. In the meantime, today is the day that we're kicking Jake out of the house because he is still apparently doing meth and inviting some sketchy cats over that live off of skid row. So we have been locking our doors and all that shit just so shit doesn't get stolen. Rad, hu?
Mar 9: So apparently Marciz and Manciz kicked Katie out yesterday a long with Jake which I thought was dumb cause she had nothing to do with Jake. Idk this whole situation is fucked up cause Katie came to Manciz for help cause Jake was threatening to kill himself like, a week ago, and Manciz helped Jake out, but then told Katie to stop bringing her into their drama. So now Katie doesn't want to bother us with what's going on. Idk its a vicious cycle that I don't want to deal with...
Mar 15: Jake came in to the house and was prob on meth still. He came in saying that it was freezing and (to Katie) that she ruined his life and it's her fault why he smells so bad. And then he proceeded to break Katie's door... And we're gonna have to pay for that... Awesome... It's almost 4 and Jake came back cause he needed a phone charger. i gave it to him and then Katie came out and then they started arguing. Then Jake said he wanted to smoke a shit ton of meth and kill himself... I just want to go home, i don't want to deal with this shit anymore...
Mar 16: Jake came back to talk. he was breaking my heart cause he said he was scared and he's trapped so i offered to buy him a plan ticket back to Texas. He agreed and i told him to come back tomorrow at 10am. After my shift i went to Safeway and dropped $30 for breakfast for him tomorrow cause i know he hasn't had a legit meal in a while.
Mar 17: he didn't show up. i don't know what to say...
Mar 25-31: Mom came to visit again which proved again to be both a relief and also very stressful. It was nice to see her, but idk, I don't want to say anything bad cause she'll probably eventually read this. Anyways, on the 26th, Chef Steve-o gratiously let me cook a surprise meal for my mom for her birthday. I forgot to take pics of them, but my mom has them so i'll have to ask her for them later.
Mar 30: Got home from work and had to respond to this. I'm just gonna leave this here with no description because i feel like i covered everything pretty well.

Monday, February 2, 2015

The Hawaii 411 (February)

Feb 1: I got toilet paper for myself [cause someone (I think it's Joel) uses an unreasonable amount every day] and a tooth brush cause mine had mold growing on it.
Feb 2: Katie and Jake are fighting and yelling again. Katie is crying. Great way to enjoy my day off. (This went on for about 2+ hours btw) There has been the same dirty dishes in the sink for the past 3 days, so I've been Snapchatting it and I think my roomies finally saw my Snapchat so Marsiz put up a sign that said, "If you used it, you clean it. Anything still there by Wednesday I am tossing." I'm not to sure what that means, but if they're still by Tuesday, I'm gonna do the dishes because most of items in the sink are things that I bought and I don't want my shit to get thrown away. A little bit after that, Topher came over to pick up some stuff and to "talk" to Manciz about her not letting Topher stay over here with his BF, even though we have an extra room because Katie and Topher hate each other or something. Ended up listening to another hour argument. Needless to say, i thoroughly enjoyed my day off.
Feb 3: Reapplied to Holland America/Princess rail division as a cook.
Feb 4: Already got a reply back from them saying that they're excited that I reapplied. Hoping this falls through cause then I have a concrete reason to leave this island and start making some money (and get a free cruise...)
Some time between Feb 5-7: Manciz fell off her moped while driving home drunk (surprise surprise) and had to go to the hospital. #nosympathy #sorryimnotsorry
Feb 7: Interesting...
Feb 10: Interesting... Joel moved out to go back to Murrieta, CA (I'm jealous of him escaping) and the new roommate moved in. I believe her name is Kelia? not sure, I'm horrible with names.
Feb 11: A couple of co-workers invited me to go on a couple hikes around the island. We first hit up Friendship Gardens which was a short hike, but a nice one to warm up with. Next one was Pillbox which was a little more intense. After, Ray (the broiler dude) drove around for a little bit giving us a tour of where he used to go to party (He’eia pier) and other places around Kaneohe. Then took us to the blowhole on the east side right by Sandy Beach. After, i came home and drank some beers and smoked hookah which was prob the best way to finish off the day. It was super awesome and these kinds of days made me think twice about leaving this place, but then again, i know that i need to get out of here haha.
Feb 12: Had a big day planned. Was gonna hit up the Pali Lookout, go to Kailua, eat dinner at my work cause i have a free $25 dinner that I got for my birthday, but instead i opted to fester at home and be lazy. Ended up getting a platinum for The Wolf Among Us and smoking hookah and drinking beers. Also not a bad day.
Chinese New Year was dope.

Saturday, January 31, 2015

The Hawaii 411 (January 2015)

Jan 16th-23rd: Terra and Gogo (in Heidi's voice) came to visit me. We ate at The Pig & The Lady on the 16th, then went to the beach. 17th I believe that we hiked Diamond Head and then ate Marukame Udon and then saw Nick Swardson at The Republik. The next couple of days were a blur, but on the 20th for my birthday, we hiked Dead Man's Cat Walk, did a booze cruise, and chilled. They drank more than me which I thought was funny.
Jan 22: the Brittany's friends showed up. We didn't see much of them the whole time cause they were partying and shit, whatever I don't fucking care.
Jan 28thish: Jenna (1 of the 2 people that I got along with in the house) left to go back to the east coast.
Jan 30: I had a brunch shift and got off at 5:00. I was urged to go to Kabture's going away party (which I really regret not doing) but I went home instead. I come home to no electricity or Wi-Fi, so my life seemed pretty irrelevant, so I decided to get some pizza and beers at JJ Dolands. Of course I opt to take the more sketchy, but more comical side streets which are comical because of how many prostitutes are on the street (I counted 3 on my little 1/4 mile walk). It ended up being less comical as I wanted it to be because on the way there I was jumped by 2 local kids who didn't look over 20. I was listening to the You Made It Weird episode with Bo Burnam as the guest and then the next thing I know, my head jolts forward and the back of my head has instant pain. I'm still not 100% sure what happened, but I'm assuming that one of them hit me in the back of my head with his skateboard while the other just stood there. I was instantly confused and trying to asses the situation and I saw a phone on the ground that one of the kids picked up and I was yelling at him saying "IS THAT MY PHONE, GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE" but I had my phone in my pocket the whole time, so I was a little delirious i think? Not more than 5 seconds later (thank the Lord Jesus Christ) there was a cop that pulled up and scared them away. The lady cop was asking if I was ok and if I wanted her to call the ambulance for me. And the only thing I said to her was "I'm fine, I'm fine... All I want is fucking pizza and beer..." She looked a little confused and I think I was too hahaha but whatever. I met up with Steve (he looks exactly how I picture Tyler Durdan from Fight Club to look like) at JJ's and he said that the Brittany's ordered pizza and that I should just come back to the house. Sure. Go back home, no one really cares that I MIGHT HAVE FUCKING DIED cause they were all too bummed that their friends were leaving that night. So I locked myself in my room with my hookah and started breaking down for the first time in forever. Wrote to my friends which turned out to make things worse because of how supportive and understanding, and idk, fucking amazing they are and since then, i decided to get the balls rolling on how the fuck I'm gonna get off this piece of shit island.
Jan 31: Heidi (2 of the 2 people that i got along with in the house) left to visit her family because of an emergency so I am now left with absolutely no one.

On a lighter note, I am currently obsessed with this song.
Gui Boratto - Too Late