The Hawaii 411 (March)

Mar 3-4: Work was lame cause the person i was working with was on one, so he made my life difficult.
Mar 5: 1:00 am. i broke my fucking phone. G fucking G
Mar 8: Phone is still fucked up. Gonna try and fix it when I go over to Jesie's (aka literally my only friend i have right now) house. In the meantime, today is the day that we're kicking Jake out of the house because he is still apparently doing meth and inviting some sketchy cats over that live off of skid row. So we have been locking our doors and all that shit just so shit doesn't get stolen. Rad, hu?
Mar 9: So apparently Marciz and Manciz kicked Katie out yesterday a long with Jake which I thought was dumb cause she had nothing to do with Jake. Idk this whole situation is fucked up cause Katie came to Manciz for help cause Jake was threatening to kill himself like, a week ago, and Manciz helped Jake out, but then told Katie to stop bringing her into their drama. So now Katie doesn't want to bother us with what's going on. Idk its a vicious cycle that I don't want to deal with...
Mar 15: Jake came in to the house and was prob on meth still. He came in saying that it was freezing and (to Katie) that she ruined his life and it's her fault why he smells so bad. And then he proceeded to break Katie's door... And we're gonna have to pay for that... Awesome... It's almost 4 and Jake came back cause he needed a phone charger. i gave it to him and then Katie came out and then they started arguing. Then Jake said he wanted to smoke a shit ton of meth and kill himself... I just want to go home, i don't want to deal with this shit anymore...
Mar 16: Jake came back to talk. he was breaking my heart cause he said he was scared and he's trapped so i offered to buy him a plan ticket back to Texas. He agreed and i told him to come back tomorrow at 10am. After my shift i went to Safeway and dropped $30 for breakfast for him tomorrow cause i know he hasn't had a legit meal in a while.
Mar 17: he didn't show up. i don't know what to say...
Mar 25-31: Mom came to visit again which proved again to be both a relief and also very stressful. It was nice to see her, but idk, I don't want to say anything bad cause she'll probably eventually read this. Anyways, on the 26th, Chef Steve-o gratiously let me cook a surprise meal for my mom for her birthday. I forgot to take pics of them, but my mom has them so i'll have to ask her for them later.
Mar 30: Got home from work and had to respond to this. I'm just gonna leave this here with no description because i feel like i covered everything pretty well.

The Hawaii 411 (February)

Feb 1: I got toilet paper for myself [cause someone (I think it's Joel) uses an unreasonable amount every day] and a tooth brush cause mine had mold growing on it.
Feb 2: Katie and Jake are fighting and yelling again. Katie is crying. Great way to enjoy my day off. (This went on for about 2+ hours btw) There has been the same dirty dishes in the sink for the past 3 days, so I've been Snapchatting it and I think my roomies finally saw my Snapchat so Marsiz put up a sign that said, "If you used it, you clean it. Anything still there by Wednesday I am tossing." I'm not to sure what that means, but if they're still by Tuesday, I'm gonna do the dishes because most of items in the sink are things that I bought and I don't want my shit to get thrown away. A little bit after that, Topher came over to pick up some stuff and to "talk" to Manciz about her not letting Topher stay over here with his BF, even though we have an extra room because Katie and Topher hate each other or something. Ended up listening to another hour argument. Needless to say, i thoroughly enjoyed my day off.
Feb 3: Reapplied to Holland America/Princess rail division as a cook.
Feb 4: Already got a reply back from them saying that they're excited that I reapplied. Hoping this falls through cause then I have a concrete reason to leave this island and start making some money (and get a free cruise...)
Some time between Feb 5-7: Manciz fell off her moped while driving home drunk (surprise surprise) and had to go to the hospital. #nosympathy #sorryimnotsorry
Feb 7: Interesting...
Feb 10: Interesting... Joel moved out to go back to Murrieta, CA (I'm jealous of him escaping) and the new roommate moved in. I believe her name is Kelia? not sure, I'm horrible with names.
Feb 11: A couple of co-workers invited me to go on a couple hikes around the island. We first hit up Friendship Gardens which was a short hike, but a nice one to warm up with. Next one was Pillbox which was a little more intense. After, Ray (the broiler dude) drove around for a little bit giving us a tour of where he used to go to party (He’eia pier) and other places around Kaneohe. Then took us to the blowhole on the east side right by Sandy Beach. After, i came home and drank some beers and smoked hookah which was prob the best way to finish off the day. It was super awesome and these kinds of days made me think twice about leaving this place, but then again, i know that i need to get out of here haha.
Feb 12: Had a big day planned. Was gonna hit up the Pali Lookout, go to Kailua, eat dinner at my work cause i have a free $25 dinner that I got for my birthday, but instead i opted to fester at home and be lazy. Ended up getting a platinum for The Wolf Among Us and smoking hookah and drinking beers. Also not a bad day.
Chinese New Year was dope.

The Hawaii 411 (January 2015)

Jan 16th-23rd: Terra and Gogo (in Heidi's voice) came to visit me. We ate at The Pig & The Lady on the 16th, then went to the beach. 17th I believe that we hiked Diamond Head and then ate Marukame Udon and then saw Nick Swardson at The Republik. The next couple of days were a blur, but on the 20th for my birthday, we hiked Dead Man's Cat Walk, did a booze cruise, and chilled. They drank more than me which I thought was funny.
Jan 22: the Brittany's friends showed up. We didn't see much of them the whole time cause they were partying and shit, whatever I don't fucking care.
Jan 28thish: Jenna (1 of the 2 people that I got along with in the house) left to go back to the east coast.
Jan 30: I had a brunch shift and got off at 5:00. I was urged to go to Kabture's going away party (which I really regret not doing) but I went home instead. I come home to no electricity or Wi-Fi, so my life seemed pretty irrelevant, so I decided to get some pizza and beers at JJ Dolands. Of course I opt to take the more sketchy, but more comical side streets which are comical because of how many prostitutes are on the street (I counted 3 on my little 1/4 mile walk). It ended up being less comical as I wanted it to be because on the way there I was jumped by 2 local kids who didn't look over 20. I was listening to the You Made It Weird episode with Bo Burnam as the guest and then the next thing I know, my head jolts forward and the back of my head has instant pain. I'm still not 100% sure what happened, but I'm assuming that one of them hit me in the back of my head with his skateboard while the other just stood there. I was instantly confused and trying to asses the situation and I saw a phone on the ground that one of the kids picked up and I was yelling at him saying "IS THAT MY PHONE, GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE" but I had my phone in my pocket the whole time, so I was a little delirious i think? Not more than 5 seconds later (thank the Lord Jesus Christ) there was a cop that pulled up and scared them away. The lady cop was asking if I was ok and if I wanted her to call the ambulance for me. And the only thing I said to her was "I'm fine, I'm fine... All I want is fucking pizza and beer..." She looked a little confused and I think I was too hahaha but whatever. I met up with Steve (he looks exactly how I picture Tyler Durdan from Fight Club to look like) at JJ's and he said that the Brittany's ordered pizza and that I should just come back to the house. Sure. Go back home, no one really cares that I MIGHT HAVE FUCKING DIED cause they were all too bummed that their friends were leaving that night. So I locked myself in my room with my hookah and started breaking down for the first time in forever. Wrote to my friends which turned out to make things worse because of how supportive and understanding, and idk, fucking amazing they are and since then, i decided to get the balls rolling on how the fuck I'm gonna get off this piece of shit island.
Jan 31: Heidi (2 of the 2 people that i got along with in the house) left to visit her family because of an emergency so I am now left with absolutely no one.

On a lighter note, I am currently obsessed with this song.
Gui Boratto - Too Late

The Hawaii 411 (December 2014)

So I'm back because I moved to Hawaii and pretty much my life has gone to shit. I hate where I live, I hate who I live with, I have no friends here and I feel like I'm slowly losing my mind. There is so much that goes on in this house on the daily that I need to write it down just to remember what the fuck actually happened. So without Further ado...

The only things that I really remember about this month was that 1) Hae and Kevin came to visit me, 2) my mom and dad came to visit, and 3) it was the worst/most interesting Christmas I've ever had so far.

Dec 17-23: I hung out with Hae and Kevin which was much needed because I kind of needed an outside entity to listen to me bitch and whine about my current life. Unfortunately, during the time they were here, I had work, so I wasn't able to hang out with them as much as I wanted to. But one of the last days they were here, they took me to Kualoa Ranch and we did this awesome off road tour in the middle of like, this huge tropical storm. It was sooooo freaking awesome.
Dec 22 or 23: My parents got into town and wanted to have dinner with Hae & Kevin which at first I thought would be a fun idea, but then after, I remembered that my mom would prob interrogate the shit out of Hae and try to get some details out of her that she knew that she wasn't going to get out of me... ANNNNNDDDDDD I was right.
Dec 22-27: My parents came to visit and it was alright. Needless to say, I stayed with them the whole time at their apartment near the airport. The first time I showed them the apartment, it was a little... embarrassing... There was trash everywhere, there were dishes in the sink, dirty, dirty, dirty. My mother, being my mother, I could tell, was crawling in her skin and wanted to clean everything. She did the dishes and mopped and did some other stuff. The next day we came back to the apartment to pick up a few things before my parents took me to Costco and pick up a bunch of shit. When we got there the second time, there was the same amount of dirty dishes as there were the day before. Mother cleans them and then we go shopping. Bring back a bunch of shit (that only Marsigs and Heidi paid me back for).
Dec 25: I felt really bad the whole day because I didn't end up buying anyone a gift, but whatever. I found out later the next day that no one bought me anything either, so fuck them. My parents and myself went on Koko Head hike which was pretty cool. There was a Christmas tree at the top which was pretty cool. It wasn't the most uhhh... traditional Christmas I've had, but it was still really nice to see my parents.

Pointless Interlude 2

Teebs - Everyone Alive Wants Answers

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new FlyLo!
get stoked cause his new album is coming out at the beginning of October!

Flying Lotus - Putty Boy Strut

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Flying Lotus - Small Moments (Until The Quiet Comes previews)